Nine boards. Nine lives. One honest verdict.

A Kitty That Runs Your Company While You Sleep

Nine specialist boards research your idea live, argue it out, and hand you one honest verdict with the sources behind it. In twenty minutes.

One sentence is enough. First idea free, no card.

$29/mo after that. Kill one bad idea in 90 days or you don't pay.

Venture
AI meal-prep for shift workers
GO
88score
Market Competitor Finance Legal GTM Marketing Risk Advisor
Reachable beachhead: 2.1M US night-shift nurses
Thin direct competition; weak incumbents
Top risk: cold-chain logistics cost

Who she's not for.

Not a fit

If you want to be told your idea is brilliant, Kitty will disappoint you. She has no opinion about your feelings and no incentive to keep you excited. And if you've already decided to build it no matter what the research says — save your money. Go build it. You'll find out in month five.

Exactly who she's built for

You have more ideas than months. You're running two, or five, or fifteen bets at once and you need to know which one deserves this quarter. Serial founders, venture studios, agencies validating client ideas before scoping the retainer, and funds screening more deal flow than they can read.

Kill your bad idea in twenty minutes. Or spend six months finding out the hard way.

1

Nine specialists, not one chatbot.

Market, Competitor, Finance, Legal, GTM, Marketing and Risk each run their own live web research, then an advisor reconciles them and an executive board calls it. One model with one prompt gives you one opinion. Nine of them disagree — and the disagreement is where the truth is.

2

She's built to say no.

Most AI is tuned to keep you happy, because happy users don't churn. Kitty is tuned on whether her verdicts held up. A NO-GO that annoys you today is six months you get back.

3

Cited, or it doesn't count.

Every claim carries a live source you can click. No invented market sizes. No confident numbers with nothing behind them. Where she doesn't have the data, she leaves the box empty and says so — which is the part nobody else will do.

4

Then she runs the whole portfolio.

The verdict is day one. After that it's every venture in one view, one ranked list of what actually matters this week, and a Monday briefing telling you what moved and what's stuck. Validation gets you in. The portfolio is why you stay.

How it works

Three steps. No meetings.

01

Feed her the idea

One sentence. She'll interview you for what's missing.

02

The nine convene

Twenty minutes. Live web research, every board working in parallel, arguing where they disagree.

03

She drops it on your doorstep

GO / PIVOT / CAUTION / NO-GO, a 0–100 score, the market size, the break-even, the price, a twelve-month projection — and if it's a GO, a Claude Code build kit so you build the validated version instead of the fantasy.

The nine lives

Meet the boards.

Seven specialists, one synthesizer, and Kitty — who calls it. Ledger kills more ideas than the other eight combined. He is not sorry.

Scout
Market & Opportunity

I went and looked. Here's how big the room actually is.

Shadow
Competitor Analysis

Three of them are already in your bowl.

Ledger
Financial Model

The math says month five. I don't make the math.

Judge
Legal & Compliance

You're not allowed to do that. Here's the statute.

Prowl
Go-To-Market

There's a way in. It isn't the one you named.

Siren
Marketing Strategy

Nobody is going to look at this. Yet.

Omen
Risk Register

Here's what kills it. Ranked.

Nine
Advisor Synthesis

They disagree. Here's what actually matters.

Kitty
Executive Verdict

GO. Or don't. I'll tell you which.

Ideas she's ruled on.

Real ideas. Real verdicts. Real scores — from founders who chose to publish them. Including ours.

Everything she drags in

One subscription replaces a research analyst, a strategy consultant, and a stack of tools.

  • Nine-board deep validation with live-web citations
  • A verdict she'll defend + a 0–100 score
  • Claude Code build kit for every GO
  • Portfolio command center + the daily catch
  • Monday briefing, signed by Kitty
  • An advisor who won't flatter you, on call 24/7

The Nine Lives Guarantee

Kill one bad idea in 90 days — or you don't pay.

Run everything you've got past all nine boards. If after 90 days not one verdict changed what you did next — killed an idea, forced a pivot, or greenlit a bet you'd been sitting on — email us the word refund and we return every cent.

No form. No retention call. No clawback. You keep every report.

Pricing

Priced by the bets you run.

First idea free. Scale to a whole portfolio. Change plans anytime.

MonthlyAnnualPay for 10 months, get 12 — plus 20% bonus Treats

One simple meter: Treats pay for the heavy AI jobs (deep analyses, site builds, articles, videos). Everything else — the 24/7 engine, chat, posting — is included.

The whole operation
Fund

The whole portfolio, white-glove, priority everything.

$825/mo
billed $9900/yr
  • 50 ventures on the 24/7 engine, priority cycles
  • 15,000 Treats / month
  • Per-venture access grants for clients & cohorts
  • White-glove onboarding + direct line to the founders
  • Annual-contract path beyond 50 ventures
Spark

One venture, run for you around the clock.

$17/mo
billed $200/yr
  • 1 venture with the 24/7 engine — site, content, inbox, morning reports
  • 150 Treats / month for the heavy AI jobs
  • Everything ships with receipts — failed work costs nothing
  • All operating modules — todos, OKRs, metrics, GTM, docs
Most popular
Portfolio

Run five bets from one pane of glass.

$66/mo
billed $790/yr
  • 5 ventures on the 24/7 engine
  • 1,000 Treats / month
  • Portfolio dashboard + cross-venture Focus queue
  • Portfolio-level morning report — where your attention goes today
  • Weekly briefing to email · Telegram · Zapier
Studio

For studios and high-volume operators.

$166/mo
billed $1990/yr
  • 15 ventures on the 24/7 engine
  • 3,000 Treats / month
  • Governance — audit log, TOTP 2FA, roles
  • Everything in Portfolio
No revenue share, ever — your money stays in your Stripe Failed tasks are free — you only pay for work with a receipt Your repo, your domain, your data — export and keep everything, anytime

Just testing the waters? Run your first validation free — no card required.

The math

Ledger did the math on us, too.

4
$75
100 hrs
Research hours saved / mo
$7,500
Time value reclaimed / mo
Return on a $59/mo Pro plan
12,612%

And that's before a single validated idea turns into revenue. One bet you don't waste six months on pays for years of kitty.build.

Estimate only — based on hours of manual market, competitor, and financial research a deep analysis replaces.

Questions, answered flat.

Three reasons. Every board cites live sources you can click — no invented market sizes, and where she doesn't have the data she says so. She's tuned to kill, not cheerlead — most AI is optimized to keep you happy; Kitty is scored on whether her verdicts held up. And the guarantee means her being wrong costs us, not you.

You can. You'll get one opinion, no structure, no scoring, no citations you can check, and no build kit. The value is the nine — seven specialist boards researching in parallel, an advisor reconciling where they disagree, and an executive calling it. The disagreement is where the truth is.

Nine boards — market, competitor, finance, legal, GTM, marketing, risk, the advisor, and the executive — run with live web search and citations. You get a GO / PIVOT / CAUTION / NO-GO verdict, a 0–100 score, the market size, the break-even, and if it's a GO, a Claude Code build kit.

Kill one bad idea in 90 days or you don't pay. If after 90 days not one verdict changed what you did next, email the word "refund" and we return every cent. No form, no retention call, and you keep every report.

By the number of ventures you run. Starter is one venture; higher tiers cover a growing portfolio. Each plan includes a monthly pool of Treats that pay for the heavy AI jobs. Change plans anytime.

No. Your first idea gets the full nine-board treatment free — verdict, cited research, build kit. Add a plan when you want to run more.

Your ventures are yours. Access is scoped per account, with role-based permissions, an audit log, and optional two-factor auth. Nothing appears on the Kill Wall unless you opt in to publish it.

Feed her one idea.

She'll tell you the truth.

Get Kitty